- Professor: What's this? *points to board*
- Student 1: a butt microphone
- Professor: No, it's a cardioid.
- Student 2: pretty sure it's a butt mic
Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored
I am that youngest child. My parents were too old and tired to bother caring what I did by the time I got to high school. Ironically I was the best behaved sibling haha.
Same here. Youngest and best behaved lol
When I go to bed
My pillow is always dry
But damp when I wake.
Today I helped my girlfriend move into her apartment, she’ll be almost 2 hours away.
A phone call a day isn’t really enough.
so a male coworker overheard some women at work talking about oral sex and saying “penis” over the radio headsets. He asked them to stop because it made him feel uncomfortable.
They didn’t stop so he told the manager and she just brushed it off saying it was nothing.
If we had said “vagina” over the radio and a woman heard it and was offended we’d be fired.
It’s funny how many people you meet working in retail that are attractive until they speak.
Tried watching 2 Broke Girls again. Kat Dennings instantly gave me a chubster and I had to leave the family room.